The Brutal Baker
Crave-Worthy. Keto-Approved.
Sugar Free
Low Carb
Gluten Free Friendly
Dairy Free Friendly
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Keto Matcha Blondies
$56.00
These soft and chewy Keto Sugar-Free Matcha Macadamia Blondies are a dreamy twist on a classic favorite! Infused with earthy matcha and loaded with buttery macadamia nuts, they’re lightly sweetened, perfectly balanced, and absolutely irresistible. Diabetic, gluten-free, and dairy-free friendly
Each Square Size: 2" x 2".
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Shipping & Chill
Every order is baked fresh, cooled for up to 24 hours, and packed with care to lock in that just-out-of-the-oven goodness! Your treats are shipped in an insulated bag with gel packs to keep them fresh. While the gel packs won’t be frozen during transit, they’ll do their job to keep everything just right—never ice cold or frozen, just perfectly delicious when they arrive at your door.
We ship via USPS Priority Mail, so your goodies will be in your hands (and in your belly) within 2-3 business days, depending on your location!
* Keep refrigerated for up to 7 days. Best served at room temperature.
Allergy Warning
While all of our ingredients are gluten and dairy-free, please note that our treats are made in a facility that processes wheat, dairy, eggs, nuts, and seeds. We make every effort to avoid cross-contamination, but cannot guarantee an entirely allergen-free environment. Please consider this when making your purchase.
Please don’t hesitate to contact us with any questions.
My Brutal Guarantee
Hey, I’m Orly. The Brutal Baker. Every order is baked fresh with brutally clean ingredients and brutally awesome flavor.
If you don’t love it, I’ll make it right. Guaranteed.
Sugar-Free
Gluten-Free Friendly
Dairy-Free Friendly
Low Carb
Diabetic Friendly
Paleo
Grain-Free
Vegetarian
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Frequently asked questions
How will my desserts ship?
Every order is baked fresh, cooled for up to 24 hours, and packed with care to lock in that just-out-of-the-oven magic. Your treats ship in an insulated bag with gel packs to keep your goodies cool and fresh (not frozen), and perfectly delicious when they arrive at your door.
We ship via UPS or FedEx 2-Day, so your order will arrive within 2–3 business days, depending on your location.
What if I choose to pick up my desserts?
Local? Sweet! You can pick up your order every Sunday between 9 AM – 2 PM at the Malibu Farmers Market. Simply choose that option at checkout.
More pickup spots are coming soon - stay tuned!
How fresh will my desserts be when I get them?
All desserts are freshly baked to order in small batches.
If you're having them shipped, your treats are packaged fresh out of the oven, chilled, and shipped the same day for maximum freshness.
To keep your keto desserts fresh and delicious, please refrigerate them upon arrival and enjoy within 5–6 days.
Are the products gluten and dairy-free?
All of our ingredients are gluten and dairy free.
However, our treats are made in a facility that also processes wheat, dairy, eggs, soy, nuts, and seeds. While we take every precaution to avoid cross-contamination, we can’t guarantee a 100% allergen-free environment.
Are these treats ACTUALLY keto?
Absolutely. Every item is made with clean, wholesome, low-carb, keto-approved ingredients. Nothing artificial and no weird fillers - just real food that supports your goals.
Do you use seed, vegetable, or highly-processed oils?
Never. We only use high-quality coconut oil - no inflammatory oils here.
Do you use any starchy flours or grains?
Nope. Our recipes are strictly grain-free and low-carb, keeping it keto and clean all the way.
Do your products contain artificial sweeteners?
No. We use only natural sweeteners like monk fruit, allulose, and erythritol. That means no weird aftertaste and no blood sugar spikes - just pure sweetness you can feel good about.
